Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #9558
“Think as I think” said the man, “or you are abominable. You are a...
Quote #21914
Stan Bad guy can’t win. It’s a morality tale. One way or the other...
Quote #215
Sometimes being pushed to the wall gives you the momentum necessary to get over...
Quote #4525
The renown which riches or beauty confer is fleeting and frail; mental excellence is...
Quote #19251
Great talents are the most lovely and often the most dangerous fruits on the...
Quote #19158
Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Quote #11263
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #31154
Reality isn’t the way you wish things to be, nor the way they appear...