Quote #13019
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Quote #1880
Obviously something slipped through here.
Quote #34753
Despite everything I’ve achieved in my life, the culinary awards, the military commendations, the...
Quote #7942
For that which is born death is certain, and for the dead birth is...
Quote #16051
Wisdom is the right use of knowledge. To know is not to be wise....
Quote #1606
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
Quote #6935
The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.
Quote #31984
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #6051
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
Quote #24357
The patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit.