Quote #25144
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
Quote #2564
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #18335
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #7758
There is an art of which every man should be a master the art...
Quote #13295
We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we...
Quote #31628
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...
Quote #13498
Doubt yourself and you doubt everything you see. Judge yourself and you see judges...
Quote #24967
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.