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Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what...
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Some tension is necessary for the soul to grow, and we can put that...
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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
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Patience is often merely the guise of Cowardice.
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Imagination grows by exercise and contrary to common belief is more powerful in the...
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The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
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Once in the racket you’re always in it.
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On the Plains of Hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions, who, at the...