Quote #6669
“The “haves” and “have nots” can be traced back to the “dids” and “did...
Quote #1566
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #1101
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art.
Quote #10611
Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become...
Quote #19565
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo...
Quote #26930
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #7678
Let your desires be ruled by reason. (Appetitus Rationi Pareat)
Quote #3230
And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and...
Quote #21555
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.