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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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One’s religion is whatever one is most interested in.
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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
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It is a fine seasoning for joy to think of those we love.
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He who would teach men to die would at the same time teach them...
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I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to...
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As we reach midlife . we are not prepared for the idea that time...
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Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and...