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The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend...
Quote #28627
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
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Whenever you trace the origin of a skill or practices which played a crucial...
Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #14493
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
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We never know how far reaching something we may think, say, or do today...
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?...
Quote #26372
I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to...