Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #20261
It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know...
Quote #15099
The great thing in this world is not so much where we are, but...
Quote #23406
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
Quote #14989
In every dispute between parent and child, both cannot be right, but they may...
Quote #10130
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to...
Quote #6226
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence...
Quote #1475
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Quote #17007
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #25368
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.