Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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I once said, “We will bury you,” and I got into trouble with it....
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Spare no expense to save money on this one.
Quote #18959
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.
Quote #15115
An expert gossiper knows how much to leave out of a conversation
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones...
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By courage I repel adversity. (Adversa Virtute Repello)
Quote #8284
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.