Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #30952
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Quote #4966
Oh, that way madness lies; let me shun that.
Quote #3923
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Quote #30101
Friendship is the highest degree of perfection in society.
Quote #32132
Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center...
Quote #34751
Marriage. It’s a hard term to define. Especially for me–I’ve ducked it like root...
Quote #21268
Judges don’t age time decorates them.
Quote #27822
He’s no failure. He’s not dead yet.
Quote #24756
A mother never realizes that her children are no longer children.