Quote #21927
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment...
Quote #22087
Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19616
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
Quote #28858
The happiest people seem to be Those who have no particular cause for being...
Quote #11399
Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you.
Quote #22954
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
Quote #2895
Awards are merely the badges of mediocrity.
Quote #8323
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
Quote #992
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned...