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Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even...
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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
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Offensiveness is a necessary consequence of opinions strongly held and openly expressed, and free...
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only...
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
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The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
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Always treat people with respect and kindness, for they may be selected to be...
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I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...