Quote #9464
I have always found that angels have the vanity to speak of themselves as...
Quote #7462
The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with...
Quote #26454
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #34049
It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
Quote #4739
Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
Quote #20610
Some men see things as they are and ask, ‘why’ I dream things that...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #2382
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
Quote #11594
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist...
Quote #2310
When she was a small girl, Amanda hid a ticking clock in an old,...