Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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I love all beauteous things, I seek and adore them God hath no better...
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Civilization is built on a number of ultimate principles…respect for human life, the punishment...
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Marty This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the...
Quote #18467
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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Religion is pickled God.
Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Quote #10076
I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.