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A plague o’ both your houses
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The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of...
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
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He that dies a martyr proves that he was not a knave, but by...
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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
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It’s okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
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I imagine, therefore I belong and am free.
Quote #24482
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.