Quote #30010
I came into the world either too early or too late at present, I...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote #33848
Gravity. It keeps you rooted to the ground. In space, there’s not any gravity....
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #2748
For all the gold and silver stolen and shipped to Spain did not make...
Quote #5364
May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.
Quote #29496
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Quote #1573
How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to...
Quote #28185
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...