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I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men...
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“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Quote #14075
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Quote #19200
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are...
Quote #3280
Love is so much better when you are not married.
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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased...
Quote #26692
I’ve made a couple of mistakes I’d like to do over.
Quote #15954
The wise man thinks about his troubles only when there is some purpose in...
Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #23524
Books have the same enemies as people fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own...