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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because...
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Believe nothing against another but on good authority and never report what may hurt...
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The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
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It’s a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us...
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Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
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Self-help must precede help from others. Even for making certain of help from heaven,...
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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Grown men can learn from very little children for the hearts of little children...
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It’s not a problem that we have a problem. It’s a problem if we...