Quote #30539
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
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A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they...
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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If a society is to preserve stability and a degree of continuity, it must...
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Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won...
Quote #4388
This is what extremely grieves us, that a man who never foughtShould contrive our...
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
Quote #19435
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...