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Blessed is he who has has learned to laugh at himself for he shall...
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You know…that a blank wall is an apalling thing to look at. The wall...
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If you let conditions stop you from working, they’ll always stop you.
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If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying...
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He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his...
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Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do...
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The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
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Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot...