Quote #31419
Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy I don’t know and I...
Quote #13393
Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be.
Quote #28574
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side...
Quote #28910
I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it’s time for you...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #20241
Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine.
Quote #13696
Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together.
Quote #2862
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
Quote #8577
Never be bored, and you will never be boring.
Quote #22514
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in...