Quote #14791
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #18349
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Quote #27602
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
Quote #25879
Writing, I think, is not apart from living. Writing is a kind of double...
Quote #33102
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to know whether...
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #9041
…tests are a gift. And great tests are a great gift. To fail the...
Quote #13125
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...