Quote #2616
I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #25668
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.
Quote #9139
Friends are born, not made.
Quote #34027
The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
Quote #27289
Gun control has not worked in D.C. The only people who have guns are...
Quote #34791
Never tell a man you can read him through and through most people prefer...
Quote #8680
Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.
Quote #22838
A student is not a professional athlete. … He is not a little politician...
Quote #7052
In all the affairs of life, social as well as political, courtesies of a...