Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #11666
Humans live best when each has his place, when each knows where he belongs...
Quote #11879
Everything that God created is potentially holy, and our task as humans is to...
Quote #25538
I won’t say there aren’t any Harvard graduates who have never asserted a superior...
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I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the...
Quote #27868
One who sees inaction in action, and action in inaction, is intelligent among men.
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #33498
Politics is the art of the possible.
Quote #28559
Be entirely tolerant or not at all follow the good path or the evil...