Quote #9733
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime....
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #34316
Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
Quote #31644
You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can...
Quote #21940
Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you...
Quote #27890
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #21596
Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or doing...
Quote #33496
A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #15001
He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat.