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When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for...
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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What kind of man would live a life without daring Is life so sweet...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature.
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The angels are so enamoured of the language that is spoken in heaven, that...
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I once said, “We will bury you,” and I got into trouble with it....
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People want economy and they will pay any price to get it.
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Art is anything you can get away with.
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Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.