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Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
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The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or...
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
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This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
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One must somehow find a way of loving the world without trusting it; somehow...
Quote #21240
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to...
Quote #34859
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For...
Quote #15641
If you get up one time more than you fall, you will make it...