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Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
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There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
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What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is...
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Praise youth and it will prosper.
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A Multitasking Timex Sinclair
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How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to...
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
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The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...