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Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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To realize that prophecy in the people is like fruit in the tree is...
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Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
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The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The...
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Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists…. When we...
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He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so...
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Loyalty is still the same,Whether it win or lose the gameTrue as a dial...
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…each of us has to find out for himself what is permitted and what...
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Nothing succeeds like success.