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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #28604
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
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A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Quote #31171
Job dissatisfaction is the number one factor in whether you survive your first heart...
Quote #7677
By courage I repel adversity. (Adversa Virtute Repello)
Quote #10734
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #22105
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.
Quote #4964
Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good...
Quote #32370
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant.