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The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself.
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If you can’t excel with talent, triumph with effort.
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What if this weren’t a hypothetical question
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When delicate and feeling souls are separated, there is not a feature in the...
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It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
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On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
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To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.