Quote #13405
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Quote #22661
Spread the table and contention will cease.
Quote #17679
All the people like us are we, And everyone else is They.
Quote #24638
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #7914
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #8357
The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens.
Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Quote #30667
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
Quote #27632
The historian must have some conceptions of how men who are not historians behave.
Quote #26897
I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...