Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #32005
Everything comes if a man will only wait.
Quote #30301
We were born to die and we die to live. As seedlings of God,...
Quote #18140
Mosaic is the 1990′s equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your...
Quote #12473
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
Quote #1106
It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought...
Quote #15477
Good manners and good morals are sworn friends and fast allies.
Quote #8465
Never let your inferiors do you a favor – it will be extremely costly.
Quote #14202
The task of the educator lies in seeing that the child does not confound...