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Prudent people are very happy ’tis an exceeding fine thing, that’s certain, but I...
Quote #2214
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
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The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow,...
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Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is for a...
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Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need...
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #28509
A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture...
Quote #27505
If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
Quote #4534
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Quote #21303
The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear...