Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #27270
If a man harbors any sort of fear, it … makes him landlord to...
Quote #21990
Reuben Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in ’71. This guy actually tasted fresh...
Quote #31357
We were eyeball-to-eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
Quote #21493
Don’t find fault, find a remedy.
Quote #9879
There was a star danced, and under that was I born.
Quote #23207
Never enter into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance...
Quote #19372
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Quote #21540
Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For...