Quote #1160
Only the madman is absolutely sure.
Quote #17694
You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
Quote #30091
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #33694
Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
Quote #3910
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
Quote #19332
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #27425
Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
Quote #13608
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #1030
If we are going to stick to this damned quantum-jumping, then I regret that...