Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
Quote #21988
Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step for lasting passion...
Quote #9966
The fool wonders, the wise man asks.
Quote #34184
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
Quote #34271
If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies...
Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt
Quote #17705
They envy the distinction I have won let them therefore, envy my toils, my...
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #23554
We cannot hold a torch to light another’s path without brightening our own.
Quote #29467
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless–like water. Now you put water into a cup,...