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It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
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You guys line up alphabetically by height.
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Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.
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The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be,...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Television is the first truly democratic culture — the first culture available to everybody...
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
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Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does...
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As experience widens, one begins to see how much upon a level all human...