Quote #29116
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
Quote #1319
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #622
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...
Quote #17079
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Quote #17132
Hope and fear are inseparable. There is no hope without fear, nor any fear...
Quote #18917
Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more...
Quote #2787
Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although...
Quote #19118
Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the...
Quote #29845
There are still normal people around, they just changed the definition of normal
Quote #12786
Greedy eaters dig their graves with their teeth.