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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your...
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Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
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My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...
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I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
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Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are...
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I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen not only...
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out...
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Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...
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Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you?re...