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You did touch me but didn’t feel my pain.
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The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
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If all the world hated you and believed you wicked, while your own conscience...
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I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...