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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption...
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We are no longer happy as soon as we wish to be happier.
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A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
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Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give...
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In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
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If you believe you can, you probably can. If you believe you won’t, you...
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The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is...
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The dancing pair that simply sought renown,By holding out to tire each other downThe...