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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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No man has a right in America to treat any other man tolerantly, for...
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
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I think we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites...
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Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.
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How strange is the lot of us mortals Each of us is here for...
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Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature,...
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“Do you know what a pessimist is?” “A man who thinks everybody is as...
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Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the...
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The present is a rope stretched over the past. The secret to walking it...