Quote #24983
Never answer a hypothetical question.
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Beanie Well, Columbus wasn’t looking for America, my man, but that turned out to...
Quote #1858
Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
Quote #14853
We cannot be too earnest, too persistent, too determined, about living superior to the...
Quote #31283
I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
Quote #2871
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Quote #9842
It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people,...
Quote #32041
Homo sum humani nil a me alienum puto.(I am a man I hold that...
Quote #29627
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. And scratch where...
Quote #31644
You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can...