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Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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One dies only once, and then for such a long time
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I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.
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My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
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One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome...
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There are two kinds of men who never amount to much those who cannot...
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I check myself every day just to make sure this is the same person.
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The truth, as the light, makes blind.
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The richer your friends, the more they will cost you.