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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll doublecross that bridge when he comes...
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
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The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...
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If we can recognize that change and uncertainty are basic principles, we can greet...
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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
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If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually...
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Let the beauty we love be what we do. There are hundreds of ways...
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If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.