Quote #8990
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #12747
God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the...
Quote #34919
Sitting at the table doesn’t make you a diner, unless you eat some of...
Quote #24861
Trying to be normal is the greatest abnormality in the world.
Quote #17623
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Quote #34160
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save...
Quote #25318
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise seek what they...
Quote #29444
Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #34660
Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile...