Quote #30489
Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.
Quote #3292
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #5810
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane...
Quote #3390
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but...
Quote #5221
It is a far better thing that I do, than I have ever done;...
Quote #21226
Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to...
Quote #29791
The heart’s memory eliminates the bad and magnifies the good and thanks to this...
Quote #25505
How can a guy hit and think at the same time
Quote #9412
Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.