Quote #33412
It’s a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
Quote #28774
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Quote #26743
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #29888
When people ask if the United States can afford to place on trial the...
Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Quote #69
It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are...
Quote #9850
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Quote #30717
The curse of me & my nation is that we always think things can...
Quote #13103
One must be a fox in order to recognize traps, and a lion to...
Quote #1204
“If the victor had the gods on his side, the vanquished had Cato.”