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Accident, n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
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Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
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Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
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So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more...
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He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones.
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One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a...
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He is neither a strategist nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor...